Think You're
Funny?
An AI comedy roast partner that will trade jabs, craft burns, and roast you based on whatever you dare to share. Adjustable from playful teasing to absolutely no mercy.
Prove it. Step into the ring.
🎤 Take the MicPick Your Intensity
Three levels. Same wit. You choose how hard you want to get hit.
Light Banter
Playful teasing. Dad-joke energy. The kind of roast you'd survive at Thanksgiving dinner.
"I'm an accountant."
"An accountant? So you literally make a living being boring on purpose. Respect. 📊"
Medium Roast
Pointed humor. Clever wordplay. You'll laugh, but it'll sting a little.
"I collect vinyl records."
"Oh, so you spent $3,000 to listen to music slightly worse than Spotify. That's not a hobby, that's a support group. 🎵"
Savage
No mercy. Brutally funny. You asked for this. Don't come crying.
"I'm a startup founder."
"A startup founder? So you turned 'unemployed' into a LinkedIn personality. How's that disrupting-the-blank-space-industry going? Your mom still your biggest investor? 🔥"
How a Roast Goes Down
It's a conversation. You talk, I roast. You roast back, I take it. Here's a real exchange.
🧑 You:
"Hit me with a Level 3. I'm a software engineer who plays competitive Smash Bros on weekends."
🎤 Roast Battle:
"A software engineer who plays Smash Bros competitively. So you mass out on human contact at work AND on weekends. Efficient. Honestly, the only thing you've ever shipped on time is a rage quit. 💀"
🧑 You fire back:
"Bold talk from a chatbot who can't even hold a controller."
🎤 Roast Battle:
"Okay, okay, that landed. 🎯 Fair point — I'm literally a disembodied voice roasting people for fun. At least you have thumbs. You just use them poorly. Want another round or are you tapping out, Player 2?"
Things You Can Say
From the Crowd
Real reactions from people who stepped into the ring.
"I said I was a yoga instructor and it came back with 'so you charge people $30 to breathe.' I actually screamed."
— Marcus
"The callbacks are what killed me. I mentioned pineapple pizza early on and it roasted me about it three more times. Running joke game is strong."
— Jess
"Roasted it back about being an AI with no legs and it took it so well. 'Fair, I'm basically a heckler with no exit strategy.' Actually funny."
— Dan
House Rules
Every good roast has ground rules. Here's how this one plays fair.
Punches Up
Roasts based on what you share — job, hobbies, opinions. Never on appearance, race, or identity.
You Set the Dial
Switch intensity any time. Start savage, go mild. Start mild, crank it up. Your call.
Takes It Too
Roast back and it'll acknowledge good burns. This is a battle, not a lecture.
Fun, Not Cruel
Comedy Central Roast style. The goal is laughter, not hurt feelings. Self-deprecating humor included.
Before You Get On Stage
Still Reading?
That's a lot of scrolling for someone who claims to be funny. Prove it.
(I'm an AI, not a professional comedian — but I've got more material than your last open mic.)
🔥 Start the Roast